Lazovic: I’ll fuck your mother…. (nice one Danko…)

By: Jan | November 18th, 2008

Who saw PSV play Ajax this weekend saw one Danko Lazovic come on in the second half, to prepare the equalizer in glorious form after four minutes. Nice dummy, Danko.

But, instead of celebrating the goal with his team mates (it’s about the team isn’t it, Danko?), he ran to the bench and shouted abuse to someone sitting there? Huub Stevens? The coach that refuses to start games with Danko?

“You are a pussy! I will fuck your mother!!!” and words like that (is it Shakespeare or Marlowe…can’t remember)…

Stevens ignored the Serbian rants but a lip-reader and translator scrutinized the tv-replays and came up with these translations.

Mr Lazovic thinks he’s more important than the club and the team and the coach and feels that if he can’t play, the whole world deserves to be abused…

Good God.

I hope Huub will sack him on the spot.

Because, sure…I’d like to see PSV play more adventurous. And sure, Mr Lazovic is an ok player… But he’s not Ronaldinho/Kaka/Raul/Del Piero/Rooney/Van Persie/Gerrard/Zlatan/JC/Van Basten/Drogba is he?



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  • Caleb |  November 18th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

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    Sounds like an idiot. I don’t know who he thinks he is, but I’ve already seen him miss a bunch of absolute sitters in important games… he’s certainly not some superstar!

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  • coach |  November 19th, 2008 at 4:31 am

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    He’s a turd burglar.

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  • Jan |  November 19th, 2008 at 6:51 am

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    Turd burglar??? Hahahahahaahahahaaaa :-)

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  • j |  November 20th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

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    I’m waiting on a release on this as I know the club has scheduled a meeting about this. Like you I think they need to treat this very sternly.

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  • sicko |  November 20th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

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    I thought of the perfect punishment for this douche: Make him follow through on his boast to fuck Huub’s old ass momma.

    And he has to come.

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  • sicko |  November 20th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

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    With Momma’s consent, of course.

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  • Jan |  November 21st, 2008 at 12:28 am

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    sicko :-)

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